Sexual life can surprise with its extraordinary manifestations and even records.
Let’s make it clear right away: not all of these records were achieved from a good life, and certainly not all of them should be replicated.
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American porn actress Lisa Sparks (stage name Sparxxx) is known as the record holder for the frequency of sexual encounters. In 2004, at the Polish erotic festival “Eroticon,” Lisa Sparxxx had sex with 919 partners. The average duration of each sexual act was 45 seconds, and the entire sex marathon lasted 12 hours. The porn actress sought to make her achievement known to the global public, which is why continuous video surveillance was conducted of her actions.
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The unquestionable leadership in terms of sexual encounters with a single partner belongs not to rabbits, as many may think, but to the male Australian field crickets (Ornebius aperta). According to calculations by biologists from the Royal Society of London, these insects are capable of mating with the same female up to 50 times in 3-4 hours.
This quantity is justified by the male cricket’s desire to increase his chances of becoming a father. The reason is that females can have up to 40 partners throughout their reproductive lives. Additionally, after sex, they have the habit of expelling and consuming the sperm. Thus, the cycle begins anew.
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In 1995, martial arts master Mo Ka Wang from Hong Kong managed to lift and hold up to 60 cm off the ground a weight of 120 kg. Not everyone can achieve such a feat even with two hands, but Mr. Wang did it with just his erect penis.
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For a long time the blue whale held the record for the longest penis in the animal kingdom. It’s no surprise that the largest mammal also has a sizable organ, measuring nearly 3 meters in length and 30 cm in diameter. Interestingly, during periods of inactivity, the penis neatly folds into an S-shaped loop and is stored inside the giant. It only emerges through the genital slit when needed.
In 2015 nature photographer Mariano Edgjevski managed to capture the mating rituals of southern right whales. A 4-meter phallus caught in the frame left no doubt as to who the true champion was.
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In the human world, since 1999, the title of possessing the longest penis has been held by American actor and television host Jonah Falcon. His male appendage measures 24.13 cm in length when flaccid and 34.29 cm when erect.
The record holder complains of severe dizziness during erections as an excessive amount of blood rushes to the genital organ. Jonah gained fame in 1999 when his exceptional attribute was featured simultaneously in an HBO documentary and in the pages of «Rolling Stones» magazine. Following this, Falcon received tempting offers for appearances in pornographic films but consistently declined them, stating that such shoots would not help his acting career.
Currently, Falcon runs a blog about gambling.
Jonah has bequeathed his penis to the Icelandic Phallological Museum after his death.
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One out of 5.5 million men on Earth is born with a rare anomaly called diphallia, or a double penis. Only in rare cases are both organs equal and functioning normally. Usually, the extra appendage is removed at an early age.
The author of the book “Double Header: My Life with Two Penises,” who goes by the pseudonym Diphallic Dude, got lucky. When his unusual condition was discovered by his parents, they decided to leave everything as it was since both phalluses were healthy. He lost his virginity with his right member but eventually learned to use his left as well. Moreover, he realized that he was equally interested in both men and women.
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The Guinness World Records holder for the largest natural breasts is Annie Hawkins-Turner from the United States. She wears a bra size of 177.8 cm. Each (!) breast of the American woman weighs between 25 and 30 kg, according to different sources.
Annie has difficulty walking up stairs, cannot sleep on her back, and can only engage in sex while lying on her side. After giving birth to two children, she decided against breastfeeding due to the high risk of suffocating the infants.
Despite the discomfort, Annie firmly refuses to reduce her breasts surgically. It is precisely this part of her body that has made her a millionaire. The record holder has appeared in softcore pornography, worked as a model, and currently runs her own website, gives lectures, and participates in various talk shows. Fans know her by the pseudonym Norma Stitz (a play on “enormous tits”).
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The title of having the largest vagina in the world is attributed to Scottish giantess Anna Swan (1846–1888), who left a mark in history due to her impressive dimensions. She was born an ordinary child but soon began to grow rapidly, reaching a height of 2.43 meters by the age of 19. Given her proportions, Miss Swan’s vagina significantly exceeded average sizes. The bulky girl’s pelvic region could accommodate three human hands! She decided to use her intimidating dimensions and joined a circus troupe, touring the country. Eventually, she met another giant, Captain Martin Bates, whose height also approached 2.5 meters, and married him. The fame of these giants reverberated throughout Britain for a long time.
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Fifty-five-year-old Russian woman Tatiana Kozhevnikova is the holder of the world’s strongest vagina. Using her vaginal muscles, she lifted a 14-kilogram weight suspended by a rope, earning her a place in the Guinness World Records. Kozhevnikova’s intimate gymnastics is highly popular on social media.
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The official Guinness World Records holder for masturbation is Japanese man Masanobu Sato. In 2009, at the annual Masturbate-a-thon in San Francisco, he continuously stimulated himself with his hands for 9 hours and 58 minutes. The champion shared the secret of his victory with the press: he practices for 2 hours every day, in the presence of his girlfriend and (importantly) his cat.
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The oldest virgin in the world was Clara Midmore, a British citizen of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland. She lived to be 108 years old, retaining all her teeth, hair, sharp mind, and virginity until her last days. She made the decision never to get married at the age of 12 and never reconsidered it. She passed away in 2011, never finding the time to engage in sex, which she considered empty fuss. Mrs. Midmore told journalists, “There’s a lot of fuss about it, but I always had too many other things to do,” and added that virginity is the key to a long and healthy life.
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The highest price for virginity was recorded in the United States. Twenty-two-year-old Natalie Dylan from California decided to auction off her “purity” on the internet. The girl’s lot caused a real frenzy among the participants, and she received many tempting purchase offers. The most impressive offer reached $3.8 million. However, after some contemplation, Dylan withdrew the lot.
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The oldest prostitute in the world is a Chinese woman named Chiu, nicknamed “Grandma.” She is 82 years old and lives and works in Taipei, Taiwan. Chiu entered the sex industry 40 years ago after the death of her common-law husband, with whom she lived for over 20 years. “Grandma” still has many clients whom she entices with significantly lower prices, ten to twenty times less than her younger colleagues.
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Indian farmer Ramjit Raghav became a father in 2012 at the age of 96. Ramjit claims that vegetarianism helped him maintain his sexual potency until such an advanced age. This statement appealed to animal rights activists from the organization “People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals” (PETA), who released an advertisement featuring a photo of Raghav holding his son with the caption: “Vegetarians can do it at 96!”
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The most prolific man is considered to be Moroccan Emperor Moulay Ismail, who, in the 18th century, fathered over a thousand offspring. Records from 1703 indicate that the emperor had at least 342 daughters and 525 sons at that time, and by 1721, the number of male offspring exceeded 700.
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The longest-lasting erection in the world lasted for 44 hours (while a 4-hour erection is already a serious reason to see a doctor). The record was set in 1986 during a medical experiment conducted by British physiologist Giles Brindley. The scientist injected his penis with 17 different substances in an attempt to achieve the most stable result. Today, Brindley is remembered as a person who made a significant contribution to the treatment of erectile dysfunction and as an extraordinary lecturer. In 1983, the physiologist delivered a one-hour presentation at a conference of the American Urological Association. To convince skeptical colleagues of the effectiveness of his developments, Brindley dropped his pants and presented indisputable evidence to the audience.
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The longest orgasm was officially recorded in 1966. American citizen Samantha Lewis, during self-pleasure, experienced a peak of pleasure for 43 seconds. For comparison, Russian swimmer Alexander Popov can swim a 100-meter freestyle in that time.
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The world record for the highest number of orgasms belongs to British citizen Sarah Richardson, who experiences up to 500 orgasms a day. She has orgasms during trivial everyday activities such as having lunch at a restaurant, riding a train, driving a car, or simply sitting next to someone on a couch. All of these things sexually stimulate her. The reason for this phenomenon is explained by the specific blood flow to the genital organs. Having so many orgasms does not make the woman happy but only hinders her ability to lead a normal life. The only thing Sarah dreams of is peace, accessible to ordinary women.
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In a study by American doctors William Hartman and Marilyn Fithian from California, there is a record of measured orgasms within one hour: 163 for women and 16 for men. The experiment involved 751 volunteers.
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A person named Horst Schultz holds the world record for the farthest ejaculation distance. He propelled semen to a distance of approximately 6 meters at a speed of about 67.5 km/h. For reference, the average speed of ejaculation is around 17 km/h. Unfortunately, not much else is known about the record holder.
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The oldest porn star in the world is considered to be Shigeo Tokuda from Japan. He successfully appeared in adult films at the age of 75. Born in 1934, the Japanese man starred in porn films for many years. He excelled in his profession, earned a substantial sum of money, and decided to retire. However, he felt bored at home, and in 1994, at the age of 59, Shigeo Tokuda returned to the industry. To date, he has appeared in around 250 pornographic films.
